Koozie
BOAT Koozie
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About this piece
🚨 BEER COLD, TITTIES OUT 🚨
The BOAT (Bring Out Ass & Titties) koozie is here to keep your drinks frosty while the party gets filthy. 💦🍑
You didn’t buy a boat to be classy — you bought it to rage.
🌈 Comes in neon green, blue, pink, and orange — just like your questionable decisions.
🍻 Fits your beer like that bikini fits your girl — barely.
🔥 Guaranteed to offend at least one family on the lake.
Perfect for fishing trips, pontoon poundings, and blackout brunches on the water.
If you ain't flashing or shotgunning, you ain't using this right. 😏
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Estimated delivery 22 Sep – 29 Sep. Travelling? Order when you book, not the week before.
Delivery & returns
US delivery only for now, to your home. Nothing ships to a resort or a ship. Usually 4–11 days, up to 14 days at the outside; if it hasn't shipped in 7 days, cancel for a full refund.
Every product is size-exchange only, no returns. Most of what we sell is worn for one night, so a return after the party would mean selling someone a used costume. We don't. Wrong size? We swap it free, unworn, within 14 days. Shipping · Discretion
